Brainy is the new sexy...





do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara)

I’m not sad. I’m complicated."
— Dr. Gregory House (via pushingbandcandy)


One is not like the other.


there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly weird messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”


at the wedding, i thought they would sit janine and sherlock on either side of mary and john, making the wedded couple the center of attention, making them important

but instead it was mary, john, sherlock, and janine, making sherlock and john in the center

  • me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
  • obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
  • me: Did I fucking stutter?


Say what you want about Bobby Singer, but the man is CONCISE. He basically just summed up a book’s worth of lore in 3 sentences.

And then there’s Dean: